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System Sentinel initialized. All modules standing by. BOOT

Info Price scanner module loaded and ready. --:--

Sentinel of the Shelf

Enter an item, its MSRP, and the current asking price. The Sentinel will calculate the markup, classify the listing, and return a calm verdict on whether the price is fair, inflated, or completely detached from reality.

Listing Scan Input

Item Name

MSRP ($)

Current Asking Price ($)

Quick rule of thumb: retail or near-retail is good. Mild markup is tolerable. Once the price starts floating away from MSRP like a cursed balloon, the Sentinel notices.

Status Bands

0-10% over MSRP: Fair
11-30% over MSRP: Acceptable
31-75% over MSRP: Inflated
76%+ over MSRP: Absurd

Awaiting Scan

Item —

Markup —

MSRP —

Asking Price —

Sentinel Verdict

Input a listing and activate the scan. The Sentinel is watching.

Fairness Drift 0%

This tool compares the current price to MSRP only. It does not verify true rarity, production counts, aftermarket demand, shipping, or condition. It is a fast judgment tool - not an oracle from the abyss.